WHERE'S BIDEN?

Has anybody seen Vice President Biden lately?  Has he been kidnapped, sitting in a deserted warehouse on an old chair, wrapped in place with ropes with duct tape over his mouth?  Is Jay Carney standing over him with threats about keeping his mouth shut?  Of course not!  I couldn't resist this silly analogy of where he might be.  

However, he is probably stowed away somewhere safe.  The administration anticipated some glitches in the healthcare software, and they did not want Biden to be able to comment on the problem.

Poor Biden...everytime he opens his mouth, his tongue is corrupted with glitches.  I think he has set a record of "gaffs" while serving in the WH.  Dan Quale is owed an apology by the mass media.  Opps!  I forgot for a moment that Republicans are the only ones they come after.